Lèhë-bêzè Sêdè (/ˈvig̃ɘ/ /ˈbɘzè/ [aroused (sexually)] [trousers; pants]) is a subtropical City located in the Vapíatacê Zone of the Engineer's Guild.
The name Lèhë-bêzè Sêdè is derived from the Sylvin language, as Lèhë-bêzè Sêdè was founded by Scorpion Swarms, who was culturaly Iron Elf.
Climate
Lèhë-bêzè Sêdè has a yearly average temperature of 24°C (75°F), with its average temperature during the summer being a warm 26°C (78°F) and its average temperature during the winter being a pleasant 23°C (73°F). Lèhë-bêzè Sêdè receives an average of 227 cm/y (89 in/y) of precipitation, most of which comes in the form of rain during the summer. Lèhë-bêzè Sêdè covers an area of nearly 37 km2 (14 mi2), and an average elevation of 1398 m (4586 ft) above sea level.
Overview
Lèhë-bêzè Sêdè was founded durring the early 9th century, by Scorpion Swarms. The establishment of the new community went well, though many minor issues had to be solved as time went on. This was enough to delay construction and push back the formal opening ceramony, leading to some embarisment for Scorpion Swarms.
Lèhë-bêzè Sêdè was built using the conventions of Iron Elf durring the early 9th century. Naturaly, all settlmentss have their own look to them, and Lèhë-bêzè Sêdè is no diffrent. The city's buildings feature waddle and daub construction with good timber frames and a stone foundation protected by thatched or shingled rooves. Most buildings with second floors are built in such a way as to overhang into the streets on the upper floors for more space, as building size seems to be the primary indicator of wealth within the community. Most buildings are not decorated with any integral features, but instead use ivy, flowers, and other natural elements in planters of on trellices to breathe life into the structure they grow upon.
Lèhë-bêzè Sêdè is buildings are located arround a single narrow worn bedrock mainstreet which forms a clockwise spiral to give the city a over all circular shape. The city is the proud owner of a thick set of fortified walls fashioned from querried stone blocks. While not up to snuff for a fort or castle wall, the city's walls are naturaly much larger than those of forts or castles. Therefore, the construction such a wall is most expencive. Lèhë-bêzè Sêdè's buget focused wall would serve its community well in battle in spite of looking unimpressive compared to castles and fortresses. The top tier civilian fortifications has suffered a visible ammount of structural damage, leaving them effectivly useless. One can't help but wonder why the has not yet effected repairs.
Your first impression of Lèhë-bêzè Sêdè proves to be right on the money. This city is where the rebels chose to settle. Fashion trends are quite simply the opposite of what’s popular in the other nearby communities. THis trend extends everywhere. Things that should be black are white, what would normally be square is organically curved, and what is typically unthinkable for polite society is more than welcome in this public square. Up to the logical limits, of course. There’s no flaying someone alive to eat their skin going on, but the women are dressed a little immodestly, the men are a little more emotional, and the food is all overly complex and terrible.
Civic Infrastructure
Lèhë-bêzè Sêdè has an animal control department which works to enforce local ordinances relating to the control, impoundment, and disposition of animals.
Lèhë-bêzè Sêdè has an Office of Civil Groundskeeping, which works to enforce local ordinances relating to the construction and upkeep up of all plant life, water features, and other natural decorations within Lèhë-bêzè Sêdè. They are also responsible for the maintenance of these features. Notably, the OCG is not responsible for Lèhë-bêzè Sêdè's parks.
Lèhë-bêzè Sêdè has an Office of Civil Vicary, which is responsible for providing a livelyhood for all officialy recognised religious figures within Lèhë-bêzè Sêdè.
Lèhë-bêzè Sêdè has a government-funded child care program, overseen by the local Department of Nursemaids, which is responsible for providing childcare to working-class citizens according to local ordinances.
Lèhë-bêzè Sêdè has a Gravedigger's Guild, which is responsible for collecting the dead and laying them to rest according to all applicable laws and religious customs.
Lèhë-bêzè Sêdè has a Guild of Nurses, which is tasked with caring for the elderly and infirm in accordance with local ordinances, religious values, and customs.
Lèhë-bêzè Sêdè has a Department of Firefighters, which is responsible for organizing fire fighting efforts during a fire and enforcing local ordinances relating to fire safety.
Lèhë-bêzè Sêdè has a Highwayman's Guild, which is tasked with maintaining the roads and highways leading into town as well as keeping them safe for travelers.
Lèhë-bêzè Sêdè has a Hall of Slayers, which is tasked with maintaining the roads and highways leading into town as well as keeping them safe for travelers.
Lèhë-bêzè Sêdè has a monistary of an order of Civil Monks, who provide divine-related services to the general public and maintain Lèhë-bêzè Sêdè's public wards, blessings, and other arcane systems.
Lèhë-bêzè Sêdè has an Arcane Academy which provides higher education in the arcane sciences.
Lèhë-bêzè Sêdè possesses a Galvanic Power Grid, which brings galvanic current to most if not all buildings in town, and permits a great many consumer goods to function within the City. Lèhë-bêzè Sêdè's grid is powered by a boiler and turbine based power plant.
Lèhë-bêzè Sêdè possesses an older civil lighting system consisting of street lamps. In spite of the Galvanic Grid, these lights continue to use their old fule sources to provide nighttime illumination to all city streets.
Lèhë-bêzè Sêdè has a Parks and Recreation Department, which is responsible for the construction, management, and usage rights for all of its parks and parklands. They are not to be confused with the Office of Civil Groundskeeping as they do not hold authority over nor responsibility for Lèhë-bêzè Sêdè's natural decorations nor waterways.
Lèhë-bêzè Sêdè has a Guild of Roadworkers, who are responsible for maintaining the roadways and public paths within town. They also have the duty of enforcing all civil laws relating to the roadways.
Lèhë-bêzè Sêdè has a public schooling program overseen by the Hall of Sages who has the responsibility of ensuring access to affordable high-quality education in all basic classes (Reading, Writing, Mathmatics, General Sciences, General Arcana, and Social Education) is made available to all citizens.
Lèhë-bêzè Sêdè has a public septic system, which allows its citizens to have indoor bathrooms. The septic system is overseen by the League of Sewerkeepers, who posses the legal authority to enforce all laws relating to the septic system, and are also tasked with its maintenance and upkeep.
Cultural Notes
Lèhë-bêzè Sêdè's mayor's house was built using a different architectural style from the rest of the town. The style used is admittedly strange and non-linear style rooted in defiance of symmetrical shapes. It championed the creation of buildings with a unique visual appearance. the structural norms of classic buildings and deforms or moves away from elementary architectural principles. By including non-linear designs processed into its buildings and favoring fragmentation, this style expressed a form of controlled chaos. Its buildings appear out-of-the-ordinary, draw the eye in immediately and sometimes create a feeling of strangeness. These distorted shapes and structure are not reserved to the building’s outer facade, they destabilize interior elements too, favoring minimalism and play on people’s perceptions by injecting a futuristic touch.
In Lèhë-bêzè Sêdè there are unidentifiable people in the fog, but it seems to be okay.
The Voonith near Lèhë-bêzè Sêdè are known to be a mutant strain of the creature.
Lèhë-bêzè Sêdè's citizens partake in a curious ritual relating to their local kami. It takes place in summer and involves orgies to channel Abjuration energies of tier 3 via proclamations.
Economy
The following information was obtained via the Imperial Census Bureau as part of the Eyom Economic Outreach Program. It differs from Standard Imperial censuses in that many of Tom's citizens, regardless of culture, work in more than one occupation or hold more than a single job. The Imperial Census Bureau has ruled that a job is a job, hence, the intigers within the data presented here can count an individual more than once.
Agriculture
Dairy Farmers: 17
Farmers: 23
Farm Laborer: 67
Hunters: 29
Milk Maids: 22
Ranchers: 11
Ranch Hands: 24
Shepherds: 20
Farmland: 35476 m2
Cattle and Similar Creatures: 2200
Poultry: 26409
Swine: 1760
Sheep: 88
Goats: 17
Horses, Mounts, and Beasts of Burden: 880
Craftsmen
Arms and Toolmakers: 19
Blacksmiths: 19
Bookbinders: 10
Buckle-makers: 11
Cabinetmakers: 21
Candlemakers: 29
Carpenters: 27
Clothmakers: 23
Coach and Harness Makers: 9
Coopers: 25
Copper, Brass, Tin, Zinc, and Lead Workers: 12
Copyists: 8
Cutlers: 7
Fabricworkers: 20
Farrier: 56
Furriers: 5
Glassworkers: 30
Gunsmiths: 18
Harness-Makers: 8
Hatters: 17
Hosiery Workers: 6
Jewelers: 9
Leatherwrights: 23
Locksmiths: 8
Matchstick makers: 13
Musical Instrument Makers: 12
Painters, Structures and Fixtures: 11
Paper Workers: 13
Plasterers: 11
Pursemakers: 14
Roofers: 9
Ropemakers: 8
Rugmakers: 8
Saddlers: 17
Scabbardmakers: 18
Scalemakers: 9
Scientific, Surgical, and Optical Instrument Makers: 5
Sculptors, Structures and Fixtures: 8
Shoemakers: 8
Soap and Tallow Workers: 30
Tailors: 60
Tanners: 11
Upholsterers: 12
Watchmakers: 12
Weavers: 24
Whitesmiths: 6
Merchants
Adventuring Goods Retellers: 6
Arcana Sellers: 5
Beer-Sellers: 12
Booksellers: 13
Butchers: 22
Chandlers: 20
Chicken Butchers: 24
Entrepreneurs: 9
Fine Clothiers: 24
Fishmongers: 21
Florists: 5
Potion Sellers: 13
Resellers: 35
Spice Merchants: 12
Wine-sellers: 17
Wheelwright: 15
Woodsellers: 8
Service workers
Bakers: 46
Barbers: 42
Coachmen: 13
Cooks: 38
Doctors: 19
Gamekeepers: 14
Grooms: 7
Hairdressers: 33
Healers: 23
Housekeepers: 22
Housemaids: 48
House Stewards: 25
Inns: 8
Laundry maids: 17
Maidservants: 28
Nursery Maids: 17
Pastrycooks: 30
Restaurateur: 35
Tavern Keepers: 33
Specialized Laborer
Ashworkers: 11
Bleachers: 8
Chemical Workers: 5
Coal Heavers: 16
In-Town Couriers: 19
Long Haul Couriers: 20
Dockyard Workers: 17
Gas Workers: 4
Hay Merchants: 7
Leech Collectors: 26
Millers: 19
Miners: 20
Oilmen and Polishers: 14
Postmen: 18
Pure Finder: 11
Skinners: 24
Sugar Refiners: 5
Tosher: 13
Warehousemen: 33
Watercarriers: 18
Watermen, Bargemen, etc.: 26
Skilled Laborers
Accountants: 11
Alchemist: 13
Clerk: 18
Dentists: 8
Educators: 24
Engineers: 12
Gardeners: 8
Mages: 6
Plumbers: 9
Pharmacist: 10
Professors: 3
Scientists: 6
Wizards: 3
Civil Servants
Adventurers: 8
Bankers: 12
Civil Clerks: 20
Civic Iudex: 9
Consultants: 5
Exorcist: 17
Fixers: 10
Kami Clerk: 17
Landlords: 16
Lawyers: 11
Legend Keepers: 14
Militia Officers: 80
Monks, Monastic: 24
Monks, Civic: 28
Historian, Oral: 20
Historian, Textual: 10
Policemen, Sheriffs, etc.: 20
Priests: 41
Rangers: 11
Rat Catchers: 13
Scholars: 13
Spiritualist: 16
Slayers: 4
Storytellers: 32
Military Officers: 28
Cottage Industries
Brewers: 23
Comfort Services: 36
Enchanters: 10
Herbalists: 10
Jaminators: 29
Needleworkers: 26
Potters: 14
Preserve Makers: 26
Quilters: 12
Seamsters: 44
Spinners: 23
Tinker: 9
Weaver: 21
Artists
Actors: 9
Architects: 3
Bards: 14
Costumers: 5
Dancers: 10
Drafters: 5
Engravers: 7
Fine Furniture Carpenters: 4
Glaziers: 9
Inlayers: 8
Musicians: 27
Painters, Art: 4
Playwrights: 9
Sculptors, Art: 7
Wood Carvers: 25
Writers: 28
Produce Industries
Butter Churners: 32
Canners: 27
Cheesmakers: 32
Ice Merchants: 3
Millers: 18
Picklers: 14
Smokers: 11
Stockmakers: 9
Tobacconists: 14
Tallowmakers: 21
3276 of Lèhë-bêzè Sêdè's population work within a Foundational Occupation.
196 work in Agriculture
739 work as Craftsmen
261 work as Merchants
498 work as Service Workers
334 work as General Laborers
131 work as Skilled Laborers
479 work as Civil Servants
283 work in Cottage Industries
174 work as Artists
181 work in Produce Industries
5351 of Lèhë-bêzè Sêdè's population do not work in a formal occupation, but do contribute to the local economy. 176 (2%) are noncontributers.
Points of Interest
Lèhë-bêzè Sêdè is known for its unusual rock formations.
POI
History
A vast influx of newcomers over the last 4 years has greatly spiked Lèhë-bêzè Sêdè's population. They may have been drawn by economic opportunities, or fled some pursuing peril, or been forcibly moved there by a ruler who wanted to dilute the existing native cohesion. The natives may not have the resources or opportunities to integrate these newcomers, and it may be that the new population has no desire to stay longer than is necessary.
The the a cube of Wild Magic, an a cube imbued with great amounts of Wild Magic energies was created in Leen Castle by in time immemorial, reportedly some time during the early 2nd century.